April 2011
March 2011
none of my irl friends 'get' me
[31/03/2011 02:57:06] XXXXXXXXXX: thats rupert murdoch
[31/03/2011 02:57:15] tuff69@tumblr.com: youre rupert murdoch
[31/03/2011 02:57:48] XXXXXXXXXX: fuck you
hahahaha
Maybe Repeat Murdoch will save the world.
Don't ever go to my Mom for weight loss tips.
- Momma: I went to the doctor yesterday - I've gained 10 pounds.
- Me: Oh dear.
- Momma: Yeah, so I had a turkey sandwich & two pickles for lunch & that's all I'm eating today.
- Me: Momma! You have to eat!
- Momma: Not until I get this weight off I don't!
- Me: No. You have to eat to lose weight.
- Momma: Not true. Last year when I was in the hospital I wasn't eating & I lost weight.
- Me: You were in a COMA!
- I always wished Tilda Swinton was my mom.
Play
The Flower of Carnage
Meiko Kaji
Meiko Kaji - The Flower of Carnage (Kill Bill Vol. 1 OST, originally from Lady Snowblood)
Lady Snowblood (修羅雪姫, Shurayukihime ) is a 1973 Japanese film directed by Toshiya Fujita and starring Meiko Kaji. It is based on the manga of the same name by writer Kazuo Koike and artist Kazuo Kamimura and follows the story of the titular assassin seeking vengeance upon the bandits who raped her mother and murdered her father.
It produced a sequel the following year and a remake in 2001, re-imagined into a science fiction setting.
Shindeita
Asa ni
Tomorai no
Yuki ga furu
Hagure inu no
Touboe
Geta no
Otokishimu
Iin na naomosa
Mitsumete aruku
Yami wo dakishimeru
Janomeno kasa hitotsu
Inochi no michi wo
Yuku onna
Namida wa tooni
Sutemashita
Furimuita
Kawa ni
Toozakaru
Tabinohima
Itteta tsuru wa
Ugokasu
Naita
Ame to kaze
Kieta mizu mo ni
Hotsure ga miutsushi
Namida sae misenai
Janomeno kasa hitotsu
Urami no michi wo
Yuku onna
Kokoro wa tooni
Sutemashita
Giri mo nasake mo
Namida mo yume no
Kinou mo ashita mo
Henno nai kotoba
Urami no kawa ni
Mi wo yudanete
Honma wa tooni
Sutemashita
Translation: The Flower of Carnage
Begrieving snow falls in the dead morning
Stray dog’s howls and the footsteops of Geta pierce the air
I walk with the weight of the Milky Way on my shoulders
But an umbrella that holds onto the darkness is all there is.
I’m a woman who walks at the brink of life and death
Who’s emptied my tears many moons ago.
All the compassion tears and dreams
The snowy nights and tomorrow hold no meaning
I’ve immersed my body in the river of vengeance
And thrown away my womanhood many moons ago
On the behalf of heaven, they’re our soldiers, the loyal, invincible and brave.
Now it’s time for them to leave the country of their
Parents their hearts buoyed by encouraging voices.
They are solemnly resolved not to return alive, without victory.
Here at home, the citizens wait for you.
In foreign lands, the brave troops
Instead of kindness from someone
I do not care about
I rather prefer selfishness from you my beloved.
Oh, is the world a dream or an illusion?
I am all alone in jail.
*cap via tarantinocaps
Where's the duct tape?
Look fuckers
I’ve got pomeranians and duct tape!
