August 2012
pixandum:
-Miles Davis, The Pan Piper-
Fuck
Tumblr is from NYC and has no idea how many loser breeders we have to deal with in
Calif fucyeaH.
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I wish people would just stop driving.
It’s really annoying and pisses me off when they waste energy moving their fat ass bodies from poiintA to B. And same mutherfuckers sihit out babies on a yearly basis.
Are rude.
And total complete assholes
One of the many reasons I'm afraid of cars and...
Camus died on 4 January 1960 at the age of 46, in a car accident near Sens, in Le Grand Fossard in the small town of Villeblevin. In his coat pocket was an unused train ticket. He had planned to travel by train with his wife and children, but at the last minute he accepted his publisher’s proposal to travel with him.[12]
Oh there was some asshole with a Hummer on my way home from work and...
“For there is only misfortune in not being loved; there is misery in not loving....”
– Albert Camus (via brotherofosiris)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Camus
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I will start a perfect day without thinking about...
Somehow douchebag Paul Ryan didn’t encounter those fucked Greenspan bubbles because he was in his own special BS rethug politician world.
I despise that guy.
How many fucking failed bubbles and bullshit
and fucked up politicians and oligarchs and Koch’s and Walton’s is one supposed to put up with?
cocoroachchanel:
i miss the era of internet sleepovers.
This was an era where you worked for a start-up, never slept, the shareholders made money and your stock options were worthless.
I’m sure some astute asshole prom king like Paul fucking Ryan didn’t experience that bubble of crap.
week-old jack-o-lantern
2. Both campaigns were always going to kick Medicare around like a week-old jack-o-lantern. .
While the Republican Party always has go-to arguments like, “The Democrat Party is going to give your money to black people and give your job to Mexican people and give our army to United Nations people and give your fetus to the cranial-vacuum people,” the Democratic Party only has one reply...
vodkaofthegods:
akubizone reblogged your post: KEEP ASKING ME SHIT SO I DON’T HAVE TO SLEEP
Can you deliver super premium Vodka now?
What does “super premium” mean? I’m always at 110%!
Hell, you can run your vodka through a Brita three times and get ULTRA PREMIUM VODKA.
Well, the least expensive version is this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKYY_vodka
Ultra? Wow. Do I get a Sapphire card...
KEEP ASKING ME SHIT SO I DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP
Can you deliver super premium Vodka now?
I’ve never understood gender-specific crap. Mainly it must come down to appearance, because we’re not all that different otherwise (unless you’re in football or something).
Aesthetically, etc. I appreciate both, but generally find women more attractive when I walk about and see all of these loser guys.
Woohoo!
Giants!
The Key is to Beat L.A.
And I was born there and can’t fucking stand the Dodgers.
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madzukamaison:
akubizone:
madzukamaison:
hey could someone randomly converse with me right now hey
You can make a lot of money doing it for a fee.
I was trying to order a new fucking washing machine from Sears today and “Kelly” must have given me a quote from anywhere but here and I was super happy because I have shitload of pet dander to deal with.
Anyway, I guess Sears would have given...
madzukamaison:
hey could someone randomly converse with me right now hey
You can make a lot of money doing it for a fee.
I was trying to order a new fucking washing machine from Sears today and “Kelly” must have given me a quote from anywhere but here and I was super happy because I have shitload of pet dander to deal with.
Anyway, I guess Sears would have given me a deal if I...
Snakes are so much more graceful than rats.
Can someone just deal with the dipshits next door?
When in Mars
My friends and family did not like the idea of having a boa constrictor roaming about the tea house, so I called an exterminater for the second time.
Enough!
I saw a lobster in your pants.
The thing I love most about Tumblr
is it is a vague happy space.
I’m somewhat angry about the evil twitter guy though.
So I'll probably die of breast cancer.
