Akubi's Meltdown

I’ve been watching the replay of Timmy’s game I only saw online (thankfully) earlier.

What a crappy lineup.  I think Timmy still has his stuff together for the most part.  Panda should do more yoga.

Tomorrow I have to waste half a day on a quarterly management meeting where they let us know how much crap they think they’ve accomplished (so we can better understand their bloated salary) and clearly have not – and do this team building crap that annoys everyone (at least the people I chat with).  I have shit to do at work and these are my taxes going to waste on these stupid PowerPoint presentations?!

I was really disturbed when I read about California’s education score.  41-st in the U.S. despite all of the taxes I pay for the breeders who create these things.  75% lack reading comprehension in the 4^th grade.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Calif-sinks-to-41st-on-kids-well-being-3732549.php

 WTF? I was reading the _Male Sexuality_ book you left on the coffee table at that age and was continually disturbed about the guy who put canned chili on his penis so the dog would lick it up.  I was worried L would do it to Cino, but he never did.

A and J and I would go over that  Male Sexuality book and be so thoroughly disgusted we never, ever wanted to have sex – particularly with a guy who makes his dog lick chili off of his penis.

So maybe reading comprehension isn’t such a good thing, but on the other hand I’m really scared of a future world full of uneducated morons.  What exactly are we going to do with these people?

How is it that I pay more in taxes than I would in pretty much any other state and these kids seem to be less intelligent than Tanuki?

Maybe because their parents are idiots too?

It would be nice if Obama’s Health Care plan included free vasectomies.

rubberrings replied to your post: He walked Belt?

belt is a real name of someone? lol your name is different. no lie! chase is a coke headed stripper destined to crash a yellow jeep into a tree.

Another absurd first name, but it worked for them.

rubberrings replied to your post: “Yonder” is up to bat

YONDER? rumour. and eternity, venus, heaven, precious, pumpkin, destiny, ecstasy, hennessy - you know, all the names forever cursing the child to a stripper career.

I always thought my name sounded like a car, but at least it wasn’t a bank. Yonder reminds of some old cowboy film. Chase is definitely a stripper career.

rubberrings replied to your post: Blanket?

touche! oh: apple. pilot inspector (jason lee’s kid).

People familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Paris, Prince and Blanket all want TJ to be their guardian because they believe Katherine — their current guardian — has effectively been kidnapped by MJ’s siblings.  The kids haven’t seen Katherine in 9 days.

Clearly those kids have plenty of nannies and the last thing they need is their sick, twisted relatives involved.

rubberrings replied to your post: Chase is such an absurd name

also: kip. blane. trip.

I still can’t get over people naming their kids after banks.

Woohoo!