Akubi's Meltdown

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Viagra & Other Bullshit

OK, I was in the mood for a different and new chocolate sorbet, so the guy-on-the-couch and I went to the completely overpriced gourmet store down the street. This complete asshole who struck me as an early retirement hedge fund manager hopped out of his goddamn Audi convertible high on fucking Viagra I’m probably paying for while he fucked this country.