Akubi's Meltdown

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Johnny’s in the basementTrading on the internetOut on the pavementThinking about the governmentThe banker in the trench coatKicked out, laid offSays he’s got a bad coughWants his bonus paid offLook out kidIt’s that crap trade you didGod knows whenBut you’re doin’ it againYou better duck down the alley wayLookin’ for a new scamThe brother in the space froWith the the trillion dollar debt penPayin down the New Deal billsYou betta find some new thrills
 
Lloyd’s got a big position to footEurope’s full of CDS sootTalkin’ bout a Greek putAll of us on same bus butThe markets tanked anywayBernank says that many sayWe can go bust anydayOrders in from EbayLook out kidDon’t matter what you didWalk on your winged tip toesDon’t try “No Doz”Better stay away from thoseCarry round a money printing fire hoseHard to keep a clean noseWatch the men in plain clothesYou don’t need a weather mapTo know which way your stock goes
Get sick, get wellHang around a red ink wellClosing bell, hard to tellIf anything their gonna sellTry hard, get tarredGet back, go to jailGet enjoined, jump bailStart a hedge fund, if you failLook out kidYou’re gonna get hitBut losers, cheatersCrooked shitty asset dealersHanging around with six hundred dollar strippersSitting in a toxic asset whirlpoolLookin’ for a new foolDon’t follow market leadersWatch the Federal debt meter
Ah get burned, keep warmShorts dance, lose your pantsGet dressed, sell distressedTry to be a new successPlease buy, don’t sellIts a steal, need a liftTwenty years of Wall Street hellAnd they put you on the day shiftLook out kidTry to keep it all hidBetter jump through a loopholeLight yourself a roman candleDon’t get caught wearing greek sandalsTry to avoid the market scandalsDon’t wanna be a Wall Street bumYou better chew some new gumThe Fed pump don’t workCause the vandals stole the handles…

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Johnny’s in the basement
Trading on the internet
Out on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The banker in the trench coat
Kicked out, laid off
Says he’s got a bad cough
Wants his bonus paid off
Look out kid
It’s that crap trade you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin’ for a new scam
The brother in the space fro
With the the trillion dollar debt pen
Payin down the New Deal bills
You betta find some new thrills

Lloyd’s got a big position to foot
Europe’s full of CDS soot
Talkin’ bout a Greek put
All of us on same bus but
The markets tanked anyway
Bernank says that many say
We can go bust anyday
Orders in from Ebay
Look out kid
Don’t matter what you did
Walk on your winged tip toes
Don’t try “No Doz”
Better stay away from those
Carry round a money printing fire hose
Hard to keep a clean nose
Watch the men in plain clothes
You don’t need a weather map
To know which way your stock goes

Get sick, get well
Hang around a red ink well
Closing bell, hard to tell
If anything their gonna sell
Try hard, get tarred
Get back, go to jail
Get enjoined, jump bail
Start a hedge fund, if you fail
Look out kid
You’re gonna get hit
But losers, cheaters
Crooked shitty asset dealers
Hanging around with six hundred dollar strippers
Sitting in a toxic asset whirlpool
Lookin’ for a new fool
Don’t follow market leaders
Watch the Federal debt meter

Ah get burned, keep warm
Shorts dance, lose your pants
Get dressed, sell distressed
Try to be a new success
Please buy, don’t sell
Its a steal, need a lift
Twenty years of Wall Street hell
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
Try to keep it all hid
Better jump through a loophole
Light yourself a roman candle
Don’t get caught wearing greek sandals
Try to avoid the market scandals
Don’t wanna be a Wall Street bum
You better chew some new gum
The Fed pump don’t work
Cause the vandals stole the handles…